The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire of Caldrasa is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 291 million Caldrasi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caldrazia. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The all-consuming Caldrasian economy, worth 26.7 trillion Caldras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 91,788 Caldras, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political shows are fit for purpose, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, Air Empire of Caldrasa tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Caldrasa's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Empire of Caldrasa is ranked 222,041^st in the world and 1,121^st in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.